Friday, August 21, 2015

Film Review: Brothers


Set up
What men? Simple no? Catlike family inside we will set up pithier! Why means what? Because only in Bandra Katlik culture is like "Wot men, one bleddy slap I will gyu no, you will rich Ju Chopatty, bled bugger!" So stereotype we should no? We are Hindi Pichhar! What surname to gyu? Fernandes, Dsouza, Breganza, Pereira? Pick any one you like, men! 4-5 only are there no anyway? Baaki all is bhannkas!

Cast
Get one Malhotra, one Bhatia, one Shetty Shah, one Shroff. All part of India covered? Now make them Katlik by giving cross on neck and Jesus tattoo and rendom shots of candle lighting at churches and chapels! And tell Bhatia to not talk like Punjabi Katlik, he can keep his Punjabi for Singh is King/Bling. And that Fernandes babe is there no? Take her! She look rapchik, like that Carol was there no, Miss St Andrews 1998 like that! But no, wait don’t make her Katlik! Make her Parsi. Aisach men! Actor ko challenge dene maafik! Oh she no actor? But then where that Malhotra bugger is? He also look like same expression copy paste from all pichhar! Like muffin from any bakery in Bandra! 
Why this Ms Shetty Shah asking character brief? Tell her men it is simple! Character is same like that Dil Dhadkan Do Do or whatever name that pichhar was boat wala! Udhar Lakhan cheat maarta tha, idhar Ram cheat maarenga! Kisko bhi like nahi maarti yeh! 
ItemSong 
Bebo is free or what? Ek maska item song shoot karo! Aisa City Bakery ka garam pattice ke maafik hot lagna maangta hai! 

Story 
It is required or what? It is boxing pichhar! Anyway who sees story in today’s nowadays? Bas little little fataak wala action, little little body building, aur feel maarne ke liye gyu one child kidney ka operation, Jejus bless her, gyu some faaduhr-son angst, jaisa apna Anthony ka pappa aur Anthony ka tension hai. 
Also Gyu some rubbish commentary in boxing fight sins, otherwise sins will look bleddy boring man like Sunday mass after Saturday night full tight at Janta Bar! 
And one tight slap gyu that Siddart boy if he keeps asking why he is fighting without any reason in fillim! Go ask bleddy producer no! Everything I should only tell or what bleddy Baida head, dukkar body!

3 comments:

WittyKittyVixxy said...

Bolei Toh ekdum jakhaas review.

Katlik, Singh, Parsi, sab koich add kiyelaa hai.

Good you like this only. Very hilarious banda.

Gautam said...

Thank you men!

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